My Grey Cells Burning

Yeah, Hullo. Now I know what the fuck is going on after reading the letter (Been off 2 days, yeah u know, read the previous post). I've been offered an interview for the position as an Assistant Researcher Officer (I guess it sound something like that) at NSA. Cool. Will be like Jake from Jake 2.0 series. (Oh no, He is system support technician. More like my previous job @ Bytecraft, with engineer word instead of technician at the end of the sentence). Well, I so wish I can swallow some nano-bots (alive?), then I got the superpower that nobody else got. HaR! hAR! I shall do destruction on Earth and created Matrix.. and be the God of Internet!! Har! Har! Obey me and I'll spare your ISP account, you maggots!! Har! hAR!

(Sorry, cannot help it. Must be hangover from Manga anime Akira or something else, probably something else).

I wonder if they got a lab full of nano-bots with a nano-bots nurturer, a beautiful young gorgeous doctor woman @ NSA. Hemmm..... bots.....

Well. Dont think so. So back to reality, I wonder what they (NSA) do actually rather than only sending one astronaut to space in exchange of military agreement involving Sukhoi Su-30 MKM fighter jets transactions worth US 900 million minus the space programme which cost US 25 million, (As read from many local & abroad newspapers). Try to find more information reveal that their website still not finished yet?? See here.
After five years?? here.

Emm.. dont know what to say. Whether we choose to ignore or to take notice, the small sign of bureaucratic, red-tape government agencies is obviously shown for all to see. But then, which governments don't? All in all, I will definitely go to that interview and will bring with myself proposal to take over Kalimantan from Indonesian government (since I think they dont have enough resources to develop that part of the land), and turned the Kalimantan specially for South East Asian Aerospace Exploration Centre situated in Kalimantan where all SAE countries can side by side explore the space together, you and i, you know.. hehehe. If Indonesian wont agree, then either we bought the land from them with IMF monies or make pre-emptive strikes like USA government used to like to do by saying that those Orang Asli in Kalimantan possessed WMD weapons build from sticks and stones at the UN and make coalition from that attempt. Hope the world will agree and bow to that excuses, Amen.

Of course, there will be launchpad (& lunchpad for them?) for SAE countries rockets to send whatever they want to send up there, many complex buildings, Quarters and residents for thousand of employees and of course new cities developed around the Centre. It wil be like the Cape Canaveral, Florida with the Eastern touch. And I think that they should thought something like this other than thinking on how to make sure that Malaysian astronauts can still have their teh-tarik and roti canai thingy while in space. All that they could ever think when sending up one of our soon-to-be astronauts is food. China already send their man up there without making fuss on those food thingy. Prioritize, governmies. Those astronauts should be capable of handling any kind of food prepared for space exploration for duration of time. That should be part of their training. That should make them tough.

Well then, enough blabbering. Headache and starving but unfortunately cannot go out to buy food since nobody here to mind the shop while i'm satisfying my lust for the hungry stomach. Dont mind if they wont take my crazy proposal as I know, they wont be able to think outside the box if they still keep the old mentality on how the government should be running, decently.
I think I should propose to that Mamak Mapley to establish an online food ordering from internet so that I can order from them online and then sent to me pronto.

"Oit Macha!! This is International Space Station at Planet UrAnus and I want one roti canai & one teh tarik NOW!! "

Listening to:

An Interview with NSA??

Just got call from my mom at 10:23 p.m. telling me that NSA want to interview me on 7th of July 2006. Thats all. Yeah you right. it is not that kind of NSA in USA. It is not that National Security Agency. No. It's National Space Agency or in Bahasa Melayu translated to Agensi Angkasa Negara. Kinda freak me out when I heard this news. Un-fucking-believable since I never apply any position in NSA except maybe application for becoming the first Malaysian astronaut back in 2003 or something, and even that is half-finished because I get bored in the middle of filling out all information needed inside the online application.(They ask you too much!!). And I dont even know for what position and such and such since my mom didnt tell me much. I guess that can wait untill next Monday/Tuesday when I'm off again for 2 days off next week.

Yeah. Gonna go to that one. More to satisfying my own curiosity other than really wanting to work with the ludicrous, red-tape government agency. Let see what gonna happen on that 7/7/2006. Finger crossed.

Listening to :

Ciouss!!

**Listening to Weezer - Pink Triangle**

From wikipedia :

Parkour is an art form of human movement, focusing on uninterrupted, efficient forward motion over, under, around and through obstacles (both man-made and natural) in one's environment. Such movement may come in the form of running, jumping, climbing and other more complex techniques. The goal of practicing parkour is to be able to adapt one's movement to any given scenario so that any obstacle can be overcome with the human body's abilities.

Hell yeah, I suddenly remember some talks that I have with my mates about our prime time at high school, whose keep telling story about few abilities that students must have in order to get out from school dormitory in the middle of the night to do whatever you want to do (see your girlfriend, bought Gudang Garam cigarettes (Indonesian made) & few bottles of Coke at old Chinese man retail shop, getting your marijuana & cough end (cough syrup) supply from your tokans, so that you can smoke joints and drink those mixed Coke with cough syrup with friend after prep at night in dorm (and make lots of crazy stunts, stupid acts and verry stupid jokes after that with your stoned friends), stealing latest album from record shop, bringing girls to your dorm, etc... etc.. etc.. you name it and we've done it. O yeah, those old days were the sweet times ever. We've done that without further thinking on the consequences other than want to have a good time, therefore I dont think we do need any abilities to accomplished what we've done other than courage and quick thinking, and of course, co-operation from our brother in arms. Therefore I asked him, "what are those abilities you're mentioning just now?"

And he said, that will be including jumping over/under fence or any form of obstacles (or go through those fucking obstacles if you feel you have superpower, which is very stupid for anyone to think that, unless you got yourself wire cutter or wall breaker of some sort), sneaking past guards without his/her knowing (or maybe right in front of their nose if you brave enough to risk from getting caught and receive capital punishment from school board later on) and be quick to lie convincingly through your teeth if get caught red-handed by school dorm warden and his faithful kiss-ass soldiers during their night rounds (although, in that situation, excuses usually are not accepted rather than be convicted straightaway, so better not get caught at all).